I AM LAZY

I AM SO LAZY THAT I CAN'T BE BOTHER TO UPDATE THIS BLOG. WHY AM I LAZY? WHAT CAUSES LAZINESS? WHO IS LAZY? WHERE IS LAZY? LAZY LAZY LAZY. MALAS. PEMALAS. REFUSE TO DO THINGS. PROCRASTINATE. WAIT TILL LATER. I AM SO LAZY THAT I AM TOO LAZY TO RANT. LAZE LAZE LAZE. LAZY IS FOR LOSERS. IRONICALLY, LOSERS AREN'T LAZY PEOPLE TO BEGIN WITH.

WHY DID GOD INVENT LAZINESS? WHY DOES HUMANITY CONTAIN LAZINESS.

HOW DO WE PREVENT LAZINESS? IS THERE A CURE FOR LAZINESS?

I'm so lazy that i am depress. I feel so lazy. Laziness is INVINCIBLE. YOU CANNOT DESTROY LAZINESS AND YET LAZINESS CAN BE DEFEATED BY AN ILLNESS THAT IS BOREDOM. LAZINESS IS FOREVER. LAZINESS IS INFINITE. LAZINESS IS BETTER THAN YOU. LAZINESS IS EVERYWHERE. LAZINESS IS NOWHERE. LAZINESS IS EVIL. LAZINESS IS NEITHER YOUR FRIEND NOR YOUR ENEMY. LAZINESS MAKES YOU WEAK. LAZINESS MAKES YOU STUPID. LAZINESS MAKES YOU FAT. LAZINESS MAKES YOU THIN. LAZINESS MAKES YOU ALONE. LONELY PEOPLE ARE LAZY PEOPLE. NOISY PEOPLE ARE HYPERACTIVE. HYPERLAZINESS DOES EXIST. COUCH POTATOES ARE'NT LAZY, THEY ARE JUST BORED. LAZINESS AND BOREDOM ARE MORTAL ENEMIES. LAZINESS IS SO STRANGE THAT THE LAW CAN'T CALL IT A CRIME.

IF ThEre is ActiVity, then Why is ThEre NO LAZIVITY? Cause there is none! caus Laziness is so lazy ther eis no activity for lazy. LAZINESS IS A SIGN OF STRESS BUT STRESS IS A SIGN OF ACTIVITY. BUT THEY ARE NOT RELATED . CAPSLOCK WAS INVENTED TO MAKE PEOPLE ACTIVE BUT IRONICALLY IT CAUSE LAZINESS INSTEAD. I HATE LAZY. EYE H8 LAY ZEE. LAZY IS NOT BE CONFUSE WITH NAZI CAUSE NAZI AREN'T LAZY. LAZY ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSE WITH SOVIET CAUSE SOVIET AREN'T LAZY. LAZY CAN NOT BE LINK TO CAPITALISM EITHER BECUASE CAPITALISM IS NOT LAZY EITHER.

Why are you lazy? Because iI'm too lazy to be lazy. When you are lazy to be lazy, what does that means? You are active.

The dead are not LAZY. Only the LIVING can eb LAZY.

TECHNOLOGY MAKES MAN LAZY SO I BLAME YOU TECHNOLOGY. CURSE YOU COMPUTER. YOU SHOULD EB CALLED A DRUG BECAUSE YOU MAKE PEOPLE LAZY. I KNOW THAT ISN'T A FACT BUT I AM TOO LAZY TO FIND THE REAL FACTS.

If there was no Laziness, would humanity exist?