I AM LAZY

I AM SO LAZY THAT I CAN'T BE BOTHER TO UPDATE THIS BLOG. WHY AM I LAZY? WHAT CAUSES LAZINESS? WHO IS LAZY? WHERE IS LAZY? LAZY LAZY LAZY. MALAS. PEMALAS. REFUSE TO DO THINGS. PROCRASTINATE. WAIT TILL LATER. I AM SO LAZY THAT I AM TOO LAZY TO RANT. LAZE LAZE LAZE. LAZY IS FOR LOSERS. IRONICALLY, LOSERS AREN'T LAZY PEOPLE TO BEGIN WITH.

WHY DID GOD INVENT LAZINESS? WHY DOES HUMANITY CONTAIN LAZINESS.

HOW DO WE PREVENT LAZINESS? IS THERE A CURE FOR LAZINESS?

I'm so lazy that i am depress. I feel so lazy. Laziness is INVINCIBLE. YOU CANNOT DESTROY LAZINESS AND YET LAZINESS CAN BE DEFEATED BY AN ILLNESS THAT IS BOREDOM. LAZINESS IS FOREVER. LAZINESS IS INFINITE. LAZINESS IS BETTER THAN YOU. LAZINESS IS EVERYWHERE. LAZINESS IS NOWHERE. LAZINESS IS EVIL. LAZINESS IS NEITHER YOUR FRIEND NOR YOUR ENEMY. LAZINESS MAKES YOU WEAK. LAZINESS MAKES YOU STUPID. LAZINESS MAKES YOU FAT. LAZINESS MAKES YOU THIN. LAZINESS MAKES YOU ALONE. LONELY PEOPLE ARE LAZY PEOPLE. NOISY PEOPLE ARE HYPERACTIVE. HYPERLAZINESS DOES EXIST. COUCH POTATOES ARE'NT LAZY, THEY ARE JUST BORED. LAZINESS AND BOREDOM ARE MORTAL ENEMIES. LAZINESS IS SO STRANGE THAT THE LAW CAN'T CALL IT A CRIME.

IF ThEre is ActiVity, then Why is ThEre NO LAZIVITY? Cause there is none! caus Laziness is so lazy ther eis no activity for lazy. LAZINESS IS A SIGN OF STRESS BUT STRESS IS A SIGN OF ACTIVITY. BUT THEY ARE NOT RELATED . CAPSLOCK WAS INVENTED TO MAKE PEOPLE ACTIVE BUT IRONICALLY IT CAUSE LAZINESS INSTEAD. I HATE LAZY. EYE H8 LAY ZEE. LAZY IS NOT BE CONFUSE WITH NAZI CAUSE NAZI AREN'T LAZY. LAZY ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSE WITH SOVIET CAUSE SOVIET AREN'T LAZY. LAZY CAN NOT BE LINK TO CAPITALISM EITHER BECUASE CAPITALISM IS NOT LAZY EITHER.

Why are you lazy? Because iI'm too lazy to be lazy. When you are lazy to be lazy, what does that means? You are active.

The dead are not LAZY. Only the LIVING can eb LAZY.

TECHNOLOGY MAKES MAN LAZY SO I BLAME YOU TECHNOLOGY. CURSE YOU COMPUTER. YOU SHOULD EB CALLED A DRUG BECAUSE YOU MAKE PEOPLE LAZY. I KNOW THAT ISN'T A FACT BUT I AM TOO LAZY TO FIND THE REAL FACTS.

If there was no Laziness, would humanity exist?

I'm not good at DRAWING anymore!

It's hopeless. I'm a copy cat. All I can do is Mimic others. But now, i can't seem to draw anything at all. I used to be able to draw a simple stick man but now I CAN'T EVEN DRAW A SIMPLE TRIANGLE.

Face it. i can't draw anything anymore. Non of my drawings are original. In fact, the reason why I stop bothering uploading any new artwork is because THEY are all copies. Mimicry. Imitations. Non-originals or work based on other people's work. Hell, I once wanted to create a hundred comics but I guess I lost interest. Maybe my passion isn't art or drawing.

Maybe I'm not a person I used to be now. Maybe I am among the people who suck. When I said, I promise something, I lie and when I lie is probably because I away.

Maybe I should just sleep and forget I ever written this blog.

TO THE NEWS PAPER AUCTION AS OF 1ST MAY 2009

Your prizes are pathetic! You are tricking people into buying your PAPER! The highest bidders are either CHEATERS or LIARS or probably picked those PAPERS out of a garbage can or even from the toilet! If they can afford to buy TEN THOUSAND News paper costing seventy cents each in one day, why in the world couldn't they have use that money to BUY the object at a retail store they are bidding for! I mean if you times One thousands to seventy cents, that would be an equivalent to Seven hundred Singapore dollars. That means the moron may have wasted Seven hundred dollars worth of utility bills! I am quite sure that the bidders who win those prizes are either

A: Newspaper Vendors
B: Karang guni man
C: A rich person who forgot he got enough money to actually BUY that thing instead of bidding
D: Thief who steals newspaper from supermarket
E: Idiots who buy the paper OVER NINE THOUSAND TIMES in one day!

I am quite annoyed at the fact those prizes are actually AFFORDABLE to those who earn a monthly Income of over one thousand dollars! Only lazy cheapskates GAMBLE and BID! I am pretty sure NO one is going to bid for the second series of prizes due to the Mexican Swine Flu outbreak! (If they do, then good luck staying healthy!) I have to say only the Mac book and that scrambler motorbike is the worthiest prize out of the five series and even so, those bids are going to the karang guni man or the newspaper vendor themselves! The rest of them are all CRAP. I am pretty sure the Notebook in series four can't even play Crysis at Maximum settings.

Screw you all and your prizes. I'm using my own money to buy a fishing rod and go fishing. That's THAT!

Imagine if they had put a PS3 or a Mercedes Benz as a prize......

BACK and woes

It's been so long, since i use this blogger tool
So long, that I kind of forgotten how to use

So I am planning a major update. I am thinking of getting a L4D for my PC because my XBOX360 have died. DAMN red ring of death. Curse you Microsoft for making a defective product. I think I'll buy a Nintendo Wii to punish those Microsoft goons. Nah. I don't think so. With this meager NS pay, I don't think I could even buy a Wii let alone the games. Coming close to Nine months of NS and 5 months after POP and a month after I've been posted to my uhh work/region in Coast guard. Well, Office to be exact but hey, on the bright side, there is no sea sickness to worry about. The only danger I faced is paper cuts and dropping that MEGASTAPLER on my foot. Unfortunate, this have been turn out to be the most EXPENSIVE EXPENDETURES out of the three. Do you know how much I spend on one whole month on public transport? a close to a hundred. The place is so far away. I am beginning to think that my sea sickness is overexagerated and overrated and the boredom is equal to the ones at the sea. Now am beginning to wonder why I pick this posting in the first place.

So my brother is getting engaged this month and I need to fork out some money to help with his wedding. That means half of my allowance gone. Aye, Maybe I should have taken the sea patrol. I could have used that extra money

So many changes

Tampines is rapidly changing. In my new home, I can see the area around my old home have changed drasticly. Tampines interchange is undergoing renovations. The once empty big field near the Darul Ghufran Mosque is slowly dissappearing with new construction project going on. In fact, it's beena very long time since I last went in to that mosque for Friday Prayer(just so you know, I still perform Friday prayers at another mosque nearby my camp). In fact the last I visit was 2 weeks ago during my 1 week course after my passing out parade and the 4 days leave after POP. There seems to be so much construction going on around here that I almost couldn't even recognise the place anymore. Maybe by the time I ORD, the new shopping center in Tampines will probably be completed and the big field will probably vanished under the towering structures. I starting to miss the old Tampines. Well atleast they are finally doing something about the toilet at the interchange.

Tommorow's Enlistment day

Looks like I'm going off to camp tommorow. Got my stuff packed and I'm ready to go. My brother says I don't need to bring lot of stuff since they are going to give you clothes. I won't be home for the first 10 days of training. Leaves me wondering, will I got for PTP or straightway go to BMT? I heard the Police isn't tough and I'll training at this new place. Where ever it is, let's just hope it reminds me of home or at least my old secondary school instead of a scary prison like structure. Maybe it might be so modern that they got air-con. Nah, the first thing I don't expect to see in NS is Air-con camps. The last thing I expect to see is a shopping mall directly infront of the place I am staying. I think I know the reason why they put me in the Police force.

1. I am very Tall
2. My brother is already in the SAF
3. I have no criminal record
4. Maybe because I am more of the defense guy instead of an assault person.
5. I only got a HiNitec certificate

Then again, I'm glad I got police. I probably won't survive in the jungles or be capable of defending Singapore as a soldier anyways.

Random Cartoon Drawings

I'm just posting random drawings I draw while I was bored. Some a original, some are based on cartoon shows

Going away for 3 weeks next week

So it begins. Next week I'll be leaving to serve my 2 years national service under the police force. I already starting packing the necessary items. I'm pretty sure they won't serve any good food there. Heck I won't be home for a very long time. Anyways, looks like we'll be moving out within this month so there are a lot of boxes full of stuff piling up in the living room. The house is really messy right now but on moving day, this place will be empty

Consequences

You know what happen to people who tried too hard to get attention? They will fail miserably. Getting attention properly needs no skills. Those people who do stupid stuff or make stupid things just to become famous are attention seekers who is trying to hard to be famous. But trying so hard will ultimately lead to disaster. Like getting mocked, ridiculed, banned or even arrested. If you're doing it for the sake of LOLs, think of the possible outcome. Something good or bad might happen. Remember, do not seek attention unnecessarily.

Fame is earn through achievements
Infamy is gain through stupidity